Love doesn't stop just because the train does - clicked at a station!

Hallelujah!

I actually got a seat on the metro today. First time in almost three months. Doesn't matter that only 2/7th of my behind was actually on the seat and the rest of me was hanging for its life - I still got a seat on the metro.. ENOUGH SAID !

Pyaar ka izhaar: # 1

So I have seen some unique ways that boys and girls have found to express their love (in public). An innovative 'pyaar ka izhaar' spotted on the metro. Boy holding girl's bag, Boy stands with eyes closed, Girl reciprocates the favor by giving him a face massage. Yes - You've read that right - a FACE MASSAGE ! Boy looks satisfied. Girl looks satisfied. I look a little entertained, a little jealous. I'd kill for a face massage on the metro, looks relaxing !!

Skirting the issue...

The other day I dared to wear a skirt on the metro. I got stared down (more like stared up my legs). More by the women than the men !!! I believe in pants now.

lap dance

another interesting morning on the metro: two women, one seat, 3 seconds, two dives from either side, one women sits down, the other one sits on the first one's lap, she refuses to get up, and an epic cat fight ensues... :P

cat fight

was lucky enough to catch a cat-fight break out in front of her in the morning metro.... exciting stuff :P

Rs 100 ka sawaal hai yaar!

burning question of the day: Is the cashier lady at the metro station houdini/liar/thief or just poor at mathematics. me: please recharge my card. *hand over a 100* *she does some slow, inefficient, stuff * *i swipe, realise its not recharged, i go back* she - I gave the 100 back to you. me: please recheck * she counts the cash register for the day to find my 100... and she realises she is 300 bucks below the said balance. MY LOSS - 100 bucks. HER LOSS - Peace of mind for the day. Success !

can't do without them heels !

They say that women in Delhi find their self esteem from how fashionable they look on a daily basis . Context: Women who wear four inch heels to office and travel by the metro. Their motto: 'hum joote utarke, gandi farsh pe nange pair khade ho jaayenge par apne heels ko nahi tyagenge !' LOL

Ouch on the metro.

OUCH on the metro: It took almost one month traveling on the metro... but I finally got my foot squashed this morning. Offender steps on my feet and show no remorse and no 'sorry', me: Can you watch it please? offender: HHAAIINNJEEE???... muttering a 'never mind' ... I give up ! FAILURE

Saala, ek makkhi....

You know when you are tuned out and staring off into space on the metro and you end up catching this housefly peacefully chilling on this one chick's hand for the longest time and she doesn't even shirk it off.... I mean what she is made of "bull skin" ? I was annoyed the whole train ride cos I wanted to just swat that bloody fly for her.

Action movie: Scene # 1

... lady C sitting in the metro starts packing her bag as the next station is announced, eagle-eyed Lady A notices this from a distance, so does Lady B on the other side ..(a western cowboy movie tune playing in my head)..station approaches... A and B stand right in front of C on either side even before she gets up..they grid lock her as she stands up..A and B look at each other to see who moves.. no one does. C pushes her way out. ..slow motion action... A gets the seat... B looks pissed. Wow.