Girl on her phone, screaming loudly and passionately into the phone talking to her obviously distressed friend....
" yaar, maine kahan tha na that he is a total bastard... shakal se hi draaankard lagta tha"
silence...
" you dont dasserve such a kameena yaar, tu to ek princess ki tarah pali badi hai.."
silence...
"maarna to tere chote bhai ko chahiye, kyon bola ka ke didi woh accha ladka hai aap keliye"
silence....
" he daaasnt exist for you anymore. do not react if he calls and he will call back because he is a road ka kutta"
silence...
(the kicker)
"you are from such a good family yaar, how can you date a guy who doesn't even wear a t-shirt????"
*dumbfounded expressions and loud giggles around the metro compartment*
*girl finally notices that we were all listening to the whole conversation*
*sheepishly, better late than never *.... "chaal yaar main baad mein call return karti hoon, abhi matro mein hoon na."
LOOL...this takes the cake!! too good :D Weirdly I never chance upon such conversations :S
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